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Travel to Kontherr!
This has been brought to you by the Kontherr
Tourism Board -- 'Because We're Desperate.')
OVER 3 PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN LUXURIOUS
KONTHERR, LOCATED IN THE SLIGHTLY LESS CONTAMINATED REGION OF THE GALAXY'S
SO-CALLED 'IRRADIATED CIRCLE'.
Yes, life in Kontherr is glorious indeed.
Just listen to what Farmer Ted Zillik has to say:
"Well, I like Kontherr because of the
six-headed cows... see, we get a little bit of extra meat that way. And the
chickens giving births to piglets
is a boon for the pork economy."
Of course, here at the Kontherr Tourism Board
don't just take such sterling advice without examining it first. We visited the
luxurious Kontherr landscape, of which a massive 3% consists of vegetation.
Just watching the native animals in the
pastures gives a feeling of peace and tranquility. As a gentle scene of animal
compassion unfolded and we watched a mother lizard devour seven thousand of
her young, we ate from a selection of
traditional Kontherr meals. We
particularly enjoyed the 'Remnant of Somebody's Leg', which were are assured is
not actually from a leg; it is part of the upper
elbow.
The largest city on Kontherr is, of course,
Festering Boil. It has a massive population of 12, the mayor of the city being
the well-known Michael Mutants.
Both Michael Mutants held a length discussion
as to the values of Kontherr. His left head briefed on its fine history,
including a time where it was well-known for exporting the shriveled skins of the
birds that live there. The right head made it known that Kontherr is officially
the world's largest source of rocks. More rocks are found in Kontherr than any neighboring
system.
Could there be a better place than Kontherr?
We at the Kontherr Tourism Board* doubt it. Best of all, the anti-radiation
masks necessary to survive in the atmosphere come in three different colors and
flavorings.
So why not join us? Visit Kontherr! It's the
Place of the Future!
* THE VIEW OF THE KONTHERR TOURISM BOARD IS NOT
BIASED IN ANY WAY*.
[tiny print] ** This is not true.